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*le sigh*
I mentioned in the Shimmer newsfeed that my computer had been taken out by a storm when the power unit blew. Well, it wasn't just the power unit: it was the motherboard as well. Oy...
We have a spare computer in the house, not one I can use forever, but it'll do for now. All I have to do is get my HDD and copy everything I need over.
In other news I have an internet stalker who wants to get into my pants.
Randi Randi Mirandi - Row, row, fight the powah! says:
*thought I made it clear that I wasn't particularly interested in teh cawk*
Patrick says:
You did. But I'm a pain in the ass.
Randi Randi Mirandi - Row, row, fight the powah! says:
No you aren't, because I'm not into that.
Sometimes "I'M FUCKING GAY!" just doesn't seem to register with some people.
Ironically as this fellow pursues me online I find I'm thinking of introducing a group into Galaxy Crusaders known as the Christian Asexuals League who go from door to door and ask "would you like to be castrated in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ?" The thinking is that God created Adam alone, then created Eve out of necessity, meaning that human beings initially weren't designed to breed, but had to in order to survive because we didn't yet have the science to facilitate asexual reproduction. In the 31st century, however, you can!
Quote from my asexual cousin: "This penis thing is confusing, can I get a machine gun grafted there instead?"
You certainly can, my dear.
Quote from a Warren Ellis fan: "'IF GOD WANTED YOU TO HAVE GENITALS HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM TO YOU! AN ERECTION IS A FLAGPOLE ON YOUR GRAVE!"
I don't know. I've heard crazier things from fundies.
We have a spare computer in the house, not one I can use forever, but it'll do for now. All I have to do is get my HDD and copy everything I need over.
In other news I have an internet stalker who wants to get into my pants.
Randi Randi Mirandi - Row, row, fight the powah! says:
*thought I made it clear that I wasn't particularly interested in teh cawk*
Patrick says:
You did. But I'm a pain in the ass.
Randi Randi Mirandi - Row, row, fight the powah! says:
No you aren't, because I'm not into that.
Sometimes "I'M FUCKING GAY!" just doesn't seem to register with some people.
Ironically as this fellow pursues me online I find I'm thinking of introducing a group into Galaxy Crusaders known as the Christian Asexuals League who go from door to door and ask "would you like to be castrated in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ?" The thinking is that God created Adam alone, then created Eve out of necessity, meaning that human beings initially weren't designed to breed, but had to in order to survive because we didn't yet have the science to facilitate asexual reproduction. In the 31st century, however, you can!
Quote from my asexual cousin: "This penis thing is confusing, can I get a machine gun grafted there instead?"
You certainly can, my dear.
Quote from a Warren Ellis fan: "'IF GOD WANTED YOU TO HAVE GENITALS HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM TO YOU! AN ERECTION IS A FLAGPOLE ON YOUR GRAVE!"
I don't know. I've heard crazier things from fundies.
